You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

Wookies are offended by your body odor.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.