• Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The '90s:
• You try to enter your password on the microwave.
• You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
• You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
• You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you.
• You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America,
  but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
• You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.
• Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
• You consider the U.S. Mail painfully slow and/or call it "snail mail".
• Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
• You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
• When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
• When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
• You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
• Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
• Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
• You really get excited about a 1.7% pay raise.
• You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
• Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.
• Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
• Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
• It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer.
• You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire.
• Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
  experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
• You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a visitor.
• Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
• Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
  the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up.
• Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
• You're already late on the assignment you just got.
• Vacation time is something you roll over to next year.
• Every week another brown collection envelope comes around because
  someone you DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WORKED THERE is leaving.
• Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
• The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are on your desk.
• You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.

AND THE CLINCHERS ARE

• You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
• As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
  friends you send jokes to as "e-mail group."
• It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already,
  but you don't have time to check, so you forward it anyway.