If Klingons Developed Software

Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!

My program has just dumped Stova Core!

Our competitors are without honor!

This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors
if I am to do battle with this code!

This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!

A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!

By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor! Prepare to die!

You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!

Specs are for the weak and timid!

Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior
that ever lived!