You make $100,000 a year, yet still can't find a place to live.

Your commute time is 45 minutes and you live 8 miles away from work.

Stop asking how much things cost but, ask "How long will it take?"

Your home computer contains mostly hardware/software that is not
on the consumer market yet.

Think that "I'm going to Fry's" is an acceptable excuse to leave
the office for a while, and your boss does too.

Go to an industrial-heavy-metal bar and see two guys get into a
fight over what flavor of UNIX is better.

Own more than 10 articles of clothing that have hardware/software
companies printed on them. Bonus for embroidered stuff.

You know where Resistor Ave, and Floppy Dr. are located.

When you need the updated Diamond Monster 3D drivers, you just
walk across the street.

You have more bandwidth in your apartment or condo than most major universities.

No one brings radios into work - they just use RealAudio and
listen to thedj.com, or other net stations.