The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Evening massage - 6 p.m.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m.
Please use the back door.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success.
Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter,
who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:
GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.

Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

8 new choir robes are currently needed,
due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.